Lingerie

I LOVE new “pretties” (aka panties)!

Lingere

Sorry for the mental picture and to the men that may follow. Don’t run – you may learn something that will benefit your partners!! I realize imagining me in lingerie is not exactly what you wanted to envision as you were eating your lunch or drinking while enjoying a read on my blog. However – this is serious talk.

Did you know that in high school I male classmate gave me the nickname of “Wedgie Picking Queen?”

I had one of the most exciting wardrobes growing up. I was spoiled rotten, having a mother that always had me in the newest western designer jeans. In the late 90′s, I recall wearing the “in style” bareback (pocket-less back) and two colored jeans.

However – back to my story. My skin tight western styled jeans had 2 flaws with my underwear choice.

1) You could SEE the underwear lines!! (Horrifying!)

2) It was really uncomfortable and despite the fact that I was a cutie wearing these pants – I was coined the “Wedgie Picking Queen” because I secretly (obviously not a good hider) tried to get my “wedgie” out without my peers seeing me. Mission – unsuccessful.

I think one day I’m going to publish a book and call it – “Things I wish my Mom would have told me!”

I present a toast, to the creators of thongs! Mmm…I wonder who invented them.

Here’s to cute, comfortable, colorful thongs (or panties)! Ting! (our virtual glasses touching)

I LOVE buying a new pair (or two…or whatever the sale is – 5 for….) of pretties to add to my life.

There is an awesome feeling about opening up your drawer and deciding which pair of adorable, comfortable pair you’re going to wear today. Is it just me or do you color coordinate your pretties with the clothes you’re wearing?

I challenge you to discard one pair of underwear from your life TODAY – you know the ones in your drawer that you never wear, for whatever reason AND replace them with a NEW amazing pair!!

If you’re feeling really generous – I dare you to also pickup a pair for your best friend, sister, mother, someone special in your life that would appreciate this gesture also and deserves it!

Male readers – if you’re still with me – this is the part where you come in. (Hint hint – forward the link to this blog to your partners!! Be sure to include a P.S. I prefer ___ (thongs, boy cut, full brief, etc) and am a size ___ – unmentionables tend to be a final sale) Instead of stopping to buy a bouquet of flowers spontaneously, stop at a store and buy your partner a pair of pretties!! I realize it isn’t Valentines – but that’s the point. “Just because” gifts are equally, if not more important – in my opinion.

Have an amazing day!

Live Inspired,

Don’t Prefer

One of my least favorite words is the “H” word.

HATE.

It’s very cold and negative. Please try not to use it around me! He he…

I only tolerate positive energy!! Of course – everyone is allowed the “odd” 24 hour pity party – but that’s it. No more than that.

Where am I going with this? Many of you wonder just how I stay so positive – one secret is that I keep my energy level as high as I can by using the term “Don’t Prefer” instead of the “H” word.

Today – I was reminded of one of my “Don’t Prefer” things. I read my brother-in-love, Craig’s Facebook status and it amused me! He is one of the funniest guys I know - his status updates and humor can make your day. I’ll share in a minute what he said - but first a bit of background information.

When I married my amazing man – it became apparent that I would need to learn more about men very quickly.

Rule 1 in our home.Put BOTH parts of the toilet seat must be left down. That is at the “equal” state. If both are left up – it favors John. If one part of the seat is left down, it favors me.

When you’re a woman – you observe different parts of the toilet and how dirty they can become! I tend to notice the leftover liquid marks in front of the toilet on the tile – my blood pressure used to raise quite a bit. I question – why don’t men use toilet paper for #1? I try to recall when the last time I mentioned this “don’t prefer” topic with him.

Well…I learned a bit more about men today – with Craig’s Facebook status:

“No matter how much you dance or how much you prance the last drop always ends up in your pants.”

OR when you have a master ensuite - there aren’t always pants worn to absorb that. Lovely…

My solution for the future - leave a mop in the bathroom? install a different color of tile in our next home!? Stop looking down?

The purpose of my blog post – to share another snippet of how I think. I always look for the positive, laughter, and excitement in every situation. Many times – there is no point in getting upset or requesting multiple times for improvement. Lots of things are just going to happen. “Patients” is a virtue!

To my non-married friends – don’t let this scare you. Surprising, as a women we bring a lot more to the table for the guys to conform to then we end up putting up with!

Happy Day,
Robyn

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